Blogija taaselustab modellide ja staaride ebarealistlikult seksikad pildid palju humoorikamal ja reaalsemal moel (5)

Elu24
Copy
Juhime tähelepanu, et artikkel on rohkem kui viis aastat vana ning kuulub meie arhiivi. Ajakirjandusväljaanne ei uuenda arhiivide sisu, seega võib olla vajalik tutvuda ka uuemate allikatega.
Blogija Laura tegi ülinappide bikiinide reklaampilti järgi.
Blogija Laura tegi ülinappide bikiinide reklaampilti järgi. Foto: Kuvatõmmis Facebookist

Emmeblogija Laura Belvin ehk kasutajanimega kneedeepinlife on võtnud ette modellide ja staaride kadedaksajavad pildid ning tegi neist tunduvalt reaalsemad ja humoorikamad versioonid.

Laura Belvinil on Facebookis 283 tuhat jälgijat ja Instagramis pea 50 tuhat jälgijat, kes tema igapäevatoimetustega kursis on. 

Blogija narrib paljastavaid bikiine, modellide kummalisi poose, Kim Kardashiani paljastava lõikega kleiti ning lõbustab sellega oma jälgijaid pidevalt.

Üks viimastest Laura postitustest narrib naiste stereotüüpe parimal viisil ning lõi oma versiooni modelli vürtsikast aluspesupildist, millel modell auto pagasnikus poseerib. Postituse pealkirjas kirjutab naine: «Kui oma peas sul on ideaalne keha, kuid tegelikkuses su armastus süsivesikute vastu tegi oma töö.»

«Ma vabandan selle vanema naisterahva ees, kes nägi liiga palju, kui ma teesklesin, et otsin kadunud kontaktläätse,» kirjutab emmeblogija postituse lõpus.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

GOOGLE GOALS.... TRY NEW THINGS... When in your head you have that body, but the reality is your love of carbs got in the way and it went from being sexy time, to telling your husband your minge might have just engulfed a stray cheeto as your over grown bush weed bristle brushes the upholstery. Steve: hurry up. Me: alright! Steve: there is someone coming. Me: no there isn't. Steve: so that old lady walking behind me isn't a person? Me: fuck! Steve: pretend to be looking for something! I apologise to the elderly lady who saw way too much of my crack and hoof as I pretended to find a contact lense I do not wear. Poor bitch. @bryanaholly #googlegoals #funnyphotos #nailedit #alleywayantics #shedidnotneedtoseethat #poorbitch

A post shared by Knee Deep In Life (@knee_deep_in_life) on

Laura blogi ja sotsiaalmeedia kontod kogusid kuulsust ja tema jälgijate arv kasvas mühinal, kui naine postitas video, kus proovib liiga väikesesse trimmivasse pesusse mahtuda, kirjutab Mirror.

Videot, mida on Facebookis vaadatud üle 5 miljoni korra, rääkis Laura, et on elevil, sest vormivad püksid aitavad tal saada samasugust lamedat kõhtu nagu Jennifer Lopezil. Kahjuks, ei läinud kõik nii nagu ta oli planeerinud.

Kahe lapse ema ütles: «Ma olen õnnelik, et saan inimesi naerma panna. See on mu lemmik tegevus.»

Vaata ka teisi emmeblogija Laura postitusi allpool.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

GOOGLE GOALS.... FLEX LIKE BECKS.... When you tell everyone you're going to the gym to work on your acro yoga moves but you fuck it off for a bag of Maltesers, and pyjamas. 150,000 FOLLOWERS. my mind is fucking blown. I get told constantly you wish you had my confidence and that I inspire you, that you wish you could be me. 2 years ago, this wasn't me, I had hideous body dismorphia and I obsessed with the women who seemed so perfect no doubt with their perfectly tight vagina because they seemed to have it made, I assumed you they had a fuck more glamour in their lives than my shit stain toilet, bedroom that looked like a vampires lunch box when I'm on my period and a vagina like a pair of net curtains dragging on the floor. Turns out I am now that person you all look at on wonder and I just want to tell you I got here because of you, because you continue to empower me, encourage me and remind me why I do what I do. Do you see how easy that is?? To make another woman feel worthy??? We just need to act like the legends we were destined to be and actually lift each other up, not tear each other down. I will continue to shout from the roof tops that you are worthy because I have seen first hand that our words can do truly incredible things. All we have to do it turn to the person next to us and say I think your fucking amazing, I think you are beautiful, I believe in you, we can do this together. Let's do it! Unless the person next to you is a total wank stain, them may be just high five them in the face. Wish a fish. Gently. Because I really don't want to promote violence. Love you guys and while I understand this could all come to a crashing end tomorrow (I might just need to be put to sleep like a dying dog if that happens) I know I've ridden this incredible rollercoaster and I have met incredible people, made you smile and reminded you that you're totally good enough. Seriously though, why the fuck haven't I had a guest spot on Loose Women and where is my Tena lady endorsement deal?? 2019, we've got this! Steve told me the vampires lunch box is gross, naturally that meant I kept it in. Fuck yes, we rock. @Victoriabeckham #googlegoals #funnyphoto

A post shared by Knee Deep In Life (@knee_deep_in_life) on

Tagasi üles